I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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