Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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