That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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