she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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