you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
