Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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