Do vagina's smell?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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