sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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