Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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