I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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