I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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