I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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