Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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