Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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