sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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