White coat. Heels.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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