I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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