just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
