just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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