is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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