I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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