Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have tasted many bathrooms
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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