Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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