I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
