i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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