mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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