what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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