I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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