Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
whose ass print is on the piano?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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