Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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