"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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