As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
tell me about the eggs
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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