I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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