playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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