i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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