we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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