Don't you send me to vm
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ketchup is God's man juice
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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