Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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