Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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