this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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