Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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