I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
whose parrot is this?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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