Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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