I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she peed on how many people?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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