this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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