Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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