we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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