His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Will exercising make me less horny?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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