i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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