Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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