By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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