Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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